Teen Mom Heaven

But hey, at least this mugshot is a vast improvement on the last one! Jenelle took a road trip yesterday to the other side of NC, and as a result did not appear in court to face cyberstalking charges this morning. The judge issued an arrest warrant and she turned herself in at 1pm this afternoon. After posing for above mug shot and posting $1000 bail, she was released within the same hour.

Guess we can add failure to appear to her growing list of pending charges. I find it kinda unfair that she just breezed through this once again, even though she’s already on bail anyway. Whatever, the rules are always different for Jenelle. We know this…

DID JENELLE DESERVE TO BE RELEASED ONCE AGAIN?

OK magazine are currently doing a special feature, where they are breaking down the financial status’ of each of the teen moms. We recently brought you details of Leah Calvert’s accumulating wealth and assets, and now it’s time to break down the bank accounts for Jenelle Evans. Well, what’s left of it anyway - which isn’t much!

Jenelle is currently flat broke, and can’t even afford to house herself. Instead she’s currently back living with Barbara as she deals with her serious legal issues. And how she’ll pay for them. Jenelle earned in excess of $190, 000 this year. It’s terrible, I know. She made $75, 000 a pop for seasons 3 and 4 of teen mom 2, plus another $40, 000 in bonuses. She also worked on the paid to tweet website Sulia, earning around $10, 000 for the year of 2012.

So, where did all that money go? Obviously the drug use is a big factor, and for Jenelle it’s always doubled as she supports her boyfriend-at-the-time as well. A hefty chunk also went to supporting the rest of her lifestyle, shopping at Victoria’s Secret, expensive Jewellery, frequent holidays and road trips to various destinations. Without school or the stability that has to come with raising a child, Jenelle has literally been paid huge amounts of money to do nothing (besides allowing cameras to film her as she does nothing).

Unlike the other moms, Jenelle has a specific clause in her contract stating she cannot give interviews or make paid appearances unless they a arranged by MTV. This is of course due to the ongoing bad publicity she creates for the show. Of course there are still plenty of tip offs about, but they are usually from her boyfriends or friends who are also looking for a quick buck. The other major expense for Jenelle is funding her defence for her never ending legal issues. In 2012 alone she was arrested four different times. Each time she has to find the money for bail, to pay Dustin to represent her, and to pay any fines she might receive in judgement. All of this has added up to Jenelle blowing through her cash as fast as she earns it, and having little left to show for her time on reality television.

Fast forward to the present. OK magazine estimates that Jenelle has less then $1500 in the bank at the moment. It also appears she’s been fired by Sulia for failure to… Well work (not confirmed). The future isn’t looking bright for Jenelle, thanks to her overhanging felony. Charged with the very serious crime of Possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell and distribute, Jenelle is waiting to be indicted by a grand jury and face her charges in Supreme Court. Meanwhile Teen Mom 2 is hanging in the balance, and any jail sentence she receives will certainly lead to cancelation of the show. She’s facing a maximum sentence of 2 years and 1 month, so here’s to hoping she’s gone long enough to get clean, and start over fresh when she’s released.

Keep watching as we reveal more of the girls’ financial situations, next up will be Chelsea Houska!
CAN YOU BELIEVE JENELLE BLEW SO MUCH CASH?

‘Oh another teen mom book, yeah that’s great,’ you say? Well listen up folks because this is the MOTHER of all the moms, and her book is going to be well worth reading. Maci was actually the first mom to make book plans, others have since beat her to it - but only because Maci refused to rush! For 4 years she’s been chipping away at her own autobiography, and now she’s announced it will hit shelves at the end of the year! Maci can’t wait to show her fan her own account of being 16 and pregnant, as well as everything before and after!

“The book is a memoir on my life, basically from the time I was 15, before I even met Ryan, my baby’s dad, and it goes on into the years of Bentley being three and four,” Maci said. “It’s kind of like everything that everyone saw from the time I was on ’16 and Pregnant’ until ‘Teen Mom’ ended. It’s all of my experiences and everything that I went through from my mind and my point of view, rather than what people may have taken away from seeing it through a camera or seeing it through a TV show’” She tells Blogtalk radios’ DJ Malone in a recent interview.

The book will include poetry she’s written, as well as personal journal entries from her past. Maci says she’s pretty nervous about bearing it all to her fans, but overall she’s excited to show the world who she really is. “On the show, I’m very well put together and I’m not a very emotional person and I don’t really talk about my feelings much, and in this book I feel like everyone is going to be able to see, not the weaker side of me, but just me like very raw, what I was thinking the whole time,” she said. “I’m really nervous, because I don’t usually share my inner-most feelings and I never let people read my poetry or my writing and this is going to be the first time that everyone does. I’m really putting it all out there and I’m really exciting to see what people think of it.”

Maci has said in the past that her book will be titled “bulletproof”, and as of yet no official release date has been set. I’m super excited about this book, especially hearing Maci’s account of what went wrong with her and Ryan!

WILL YOU BUY MACI’S BOOK?

Yep. Farrah Abraham is coming to a strip club near you this summer! Continuing to profit from the sex tape we were apparently never meant to see (please.) Farrah has booked all sorts of appearances and signings at various raunchy locations around America. Her current line up is as follows;

May 31 - June 1, Fort Lauderdale: Farrah will do a DVD signing at EXXXotica, a “love and sex” event.

May 31, Hollywood, Florida: Farrah will host her birthday party at Passions Nightclub.

June 7 and June 8, Milwaukee / Madison: Farrah will host two events at Silk, “the Midwest’s only TRUE Las Vegas style gentleman’s club.”

June 12, NYC: Farrah will host the Howard Stern Show.

June 13, New Jersey: Farrah will judge a pole-dancing contest at Sunrise Gentleman’s Lounge (no hats, du-rags, or bandanas, FYI), and will host an after-party at 46 Lounge.

June 27, San Francisco: Farrah will host an event at Gold Club.

August 20th, Las Vegas: Farrah will make an appearance at Crazy Horse III, one of the “hottest Las Vegas strip clubs.”

Radaronline reports that she’s being paid $10, 000 for each appearance, totalling 80 grand so far. Of course she has no problems showing off her current wealth, recently she invited a photographer along as she looked at mansions in Calabasis. As in the Kardashians hometown, as if she could be anymore lame and pathetic. What happened to funding her masters degree with this dirty money?

Also, hate to be a bitch but is taking care of Sophia going to come into her agenda anytime soon? Farrah has been in LA since this stupid tape came out and now she’s planning even more travel. Meanwhile Sophia is back with her grandparents wondering why her mom is suddenly disappearing all of a sudden for long periods of time. Babs can you take this one…

WHY DON’T YA TAKE CAHE OV YA BABY FARRAH!?

Yeah. Exactly.

WILL FARRAH BE VISITING ANYWHERE NEAR YOU? IS SHE DOING THE WRONG THING LEAVING SOPHIA THIS MUCH?

So anyone out there who’s still sceptical of her pregnancy, here’s the best proof we can get! A newly brunette Kail and Javi were surrounded by family and friends as they celebrated baby Kavi - who’ll make an arrival this fall. As you can see Kail is all dressed in pink, so many are wondering if she already knows its a girl. We don’t know her exact due date, but I’m fairly sure she’s not far along enough to tell yet. She didn’t find out the sex of Isaac and thoroughly enjoyed the surprise, so she may wait with this one as well. One things for sure, she’s hoping for a girl and to complete that pigeon pair! The shower also held tribute to Javi’s heritage with lots of Spanish music and dancing.

Baby showers are typically held at the end of pregnancies, but Kail isn’t exactly in a typical situation right now. Javi is only home for a week, and then he’s leaving again to his first official air force base. It’s expected that Kail and Isaac will join him shortly after, so this was there only window of opportunity to have the party. After the party she tweeted “Thank you so much!!!! Hopefully we’ll be seeing you all again soon, if not save the dates are coming!!” In relation to their upcoming wedding. Here’s the photos I found of the party, including some cute Kavi bump shots! As you’ll also see Kail decided to dye her hair brown this week - unfortunately though she’s regretting it already and wants to go back to blonde ASAP.

DO YOU LIKE KAIL AS A BRUNETTE?